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Post by Starshine McAwesomepants on Jan 6, 2007 12:14:25 GMT -5
Okay, it goes like this. 1st, you make a wish. Than, some one else comes along and corrupts your wish and makes a new wish.
Ex. Hobo: I wish I had a ham sandwich.
Chuck Norris: The ham sandwich is ruined because you drop it into a nearby puddle because of the shock of having one. I wish the new Mars Volta Cd would come out.
Hobo: The New Mars Volta Cd comes out, and at the end, the singer says that he hates you, specifically you, and that everyone should attack you. I wish I....
etc.
You understand? Good.
I'll go first.
I wish I had Robot Monster with me right now.
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Post by Rip Van Winkle on Jan 6, 2007 16:38:33 GMT -5
Granted, but the robot monster demands that you let him use your computer, which he uses to view porn and leaves it on for your mom to see. Your mom then gets scared and says: "You're movin' wit' yo Auntie and yo Uncle in Bel-Air!"
I wish I could do the moonwalk.
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Post by Starshine McAwesomepants on Jan 6, 2007 18:21:59 GMT -5
You can do the moon walk but Michael Jackson sues you for stealing his moves.
I wish I didn't have to sleep. Ever.
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Post by Rip Van Winkle on Jan 6, 2007 18:29:54 GMT -5
Granted, but the sandman hires the mafia to have you whacked for messin' wit' 'dere biznizz.
I wish I was everywhere and nowhere.
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Post by Starshine McAwesomepants on Jan 8, 2007 15:53:26 GMT -5
You are every where and nowhere, but God gets pissed cuz thats what he's supposed to do, so you die a fiery death.
I wish nothing bad would ever happen.
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Post by Rip Van Winkle on Jan 8, 2007 16:30:16 GMT -5
Granted, but since no one can agree on what is bad and what is not, a Logic Paradox is created.
I wish I had Haseo's freakin' awesome Chainsaw sword.
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Post by Rain on Jan 8, 2007 16:31:16 GMT -5
Granted, but Haseo's quite pissed off and decides to beat you into the next dimension.
I wish everyone was perfect.
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Post by Rip Van Winkle on Jan 8, 2007 16:34:19 GMT -5
Granted, but everyone is exactly the same, and it's so boring that everyone in the world dies of sheer boredom.
I wish that I had a pet naga.
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Post by Rain on Jan 8, 2007 16:39:14 GMT -5
You get your naga, but it soon falls in love with the neighbor's basilisk and runs off to snake paradise (aka the Amazon).
I wish I had a chuhua. (No idea how to spell that. The stupid little yippy dogs.)
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Post by Rip Van Winkle on Jan 8, 2007 16:42:54 GMT -5
Granted, but you are heavily influenced by Taco Bell commercials, and try to get the dog to talk to you. You are soon having political arguments with the dog, at which point you're hefted to the looney bin and stuck in a padded cell. You can still hear little yaps in your ears to this day.
I wish I could knock people out by staring at them.
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Post by Rain on Jan 8, 2007 16:47:45 GMT -5
Granted, but one day, you're in the middle of open heart surgery and you look at someone, the novacane wearing off. they get knocked out and you die.
I wish there was no poverty. (HA! Mess that up!)
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Post by Starshine McAwesomepants on Jan 8, 2007 16:50:57 GMT -5
(No problem)
There is no poverty, but than everyone becomes equally rich and there is no one to look down upon. People congregate in an angry mob outside your house and burn it to the ground, kiling you and anyone else inside.
I wish I had some Taco Bell and nothing bad happened at all. LIke, i don't find a finger in my taco or anything.
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Post by Rain on Jan 8, 2007 16:52:42 GMT -5
Fine. You get your Taco Bell, but they like you so much they give you the entire company. Soon, there's an angry mob of coustomers that want your head.
I wish I couldn't be killed.
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Post by Rip Van Winkle on Jan 8, 2007 16:59:18 GMT -5
Granted, but you live until the end of the world, at which point you spend an eternety of boredom in space.
I wish the moon was neon green.
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Post by Starshine McAwesomepants on Jan 8, 2007 19:12:44 GMT -5
Granted, but then Ro-Man gets pissed because you messed up the solar system he was going to invade, and kills you with his death beam of death.
I wish I had some Norris Chocolate with me right now, and that no one would kill me because I had it, nor would I die or get sick because of it, nor would I have to share it.
That's as fool-proof as I can make it.
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