Bounty Collecting

[Bob Saget]

"I took him out. Wheres my pay?" said Bikou threatingly.
"Give me proof. You've scammed me before."
"You want proof?" There was a small sound across the floor, as Bikou rolled the samurai's head. "Now give me the money...unless you want to end up like our friend here." Bikou pulled out a katana threatingly, and wouldn't hesitate to use it.
"Fine, Fine. Here's your money. Now go, before anyone sees us."

Bikou disappeared into the night, and the mysterious man from which he collected his bounty from, went right after him.
"Little b@stard...you still don't realize the bounty on YOUR head..."

[Starshine McAwesomepants]

Kamanira Chu was waiting in the shadows. As soon as Bikou had disapeared, he came forth. "I've got what you asked for," he stated to the man. Chu set a small bottle on the counter. "This is going to cost you though...." The man grunted piggishly. "I'll give you 200 for it," he said. "No more." Chu squinted at him. After a moment, Chu said "I....accept." Chu turned to leave. "Oh, Chu....the man who was in here before? Would you be so kind as to assasinate him? I'll pay you well." Chu stopped walking. "I accept." he murmered before disapearing into the night.

[whothehellami]

Foglatashi was walking by the empty dojo. It turns out that Foglatashi isn't just a restaurant owner. He's also a ninja who is sent to assassinate people. He took a stick and went up to the mysterious bounty dude and started beating him over the head with the stick. He beat him for a half an hour. Then when he was done, he rolled on him with his great fat crushing him beneath the fat man.